"We've got all the other Tory policies so we might as well have the xenophobia too. Especially if it's stated in a vague, vapid sort of way."

"And we need something to show that Labour is completely different from the Tories and get people on our side, so we'll get in a member of Thatcher's cabinet."

"Remembrance Sunday has definitely not been hijacked. Confusion has not been deliberately created between remembering the disastrous wars of the past and condoning those of today."

Of course "the indigenous Australian's use to" remember to turn on grammar check when writing blurb.

Is there no inanity to which the unionists will not descend?

"Indulgent moisture coconut"? Danger - random product name generator in use.

Thanks, "I'm alright Jack" oil workers who voted No to independence. How's that going for you?